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Proud To Be South African
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Proud To Be South African

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist […]

’n HAAN Julle Moere… ‘n Haan…
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’n HAAN Julle Moere… ‘n Haan…

A Pastor keeps chickens on the church premises…. One evening a cock went missing. In church the next day the Pastor asked “Who HAS a cock?” All the MEN got up… “No, I mean who has SEEN a cock?” All the WOMEN got up… “No, no, no…. I meant… who has seen a cock that […]

SEX or NO SEX
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SEX or NO SEX

Two guys, in their mid-twenties, sitting at the bar… One of the guys says to his buddy: “Man, you look tired.” His buddy says: “Mate, I’m exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She’s after me 3 to 4 times a day. I just don’t know what to do.” A fellow about […]

Retired Husband
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Retired Husband

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. My wife is like most women – loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill. Yesterday my dear wife received the following […]

Lost The Sausage
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Lost The Sausage

Jim and John wanted a drink real bad, but they barely had a euro between them. Jim had an idea. He bought a large sausage. They went into a pub and ordered 4 drinks each. Jim said, “Don’t worry, I have a plan. I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper & you go on your […]

Weeskind
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Weeskind

Koos en sy vrou neem n seuntjie vir die vakansie plaas toe, maar die kind is baie stout. Op die 3de dag bel Koos die weeshuis: “More, dis Van Der Merwe. Daai laaitie van julle het my donkie geverf, my vrou se skoukat se hare afgesny en my haan se twee pote afgekap!” “Excuse me […]

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