A Pastor keeps chickens on the church premises….
One evening a cock went missing. In church the next day the Pastor asked
“Who HAS a cock?” All the MEN got up…
“No, I mean who has SEEN a cock?”
All the WOMEN got up…
“No, no, no…. I meant… who has seen a cock that isn’t THEIRS?”
More than half of the CHURCH WOMEN got up.
“Ohhhh for goodness sake!!
Who has seen MY cock?!” All the CHOIR GIRLS got up….
The Pastor’s WIFE fainted. The Pastor shouted ” ’n HAAN julle moere… ‘n Haan…”