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My Kleinding

Ek kan probeer, ek kan huil Maar stadig maar seker kom daar n kloof en sonder toedoen raak ek net weg want as hul jou iets sou vertel van my was dit net sleg Ek staar na jou fotos soos jou ma dit plaas en wonder met trane of jy ooit gaan wonder waar ek […]

Gedig aan My Kinders
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Gedig aan My Kinders

Keer op keer het ek in die nag geroep Keer op keer het ek gedroom dat ek jou vas hou, en dat jy my hoor roep Keer op keer het my hart stukkend gebreek en het ek gewonder waarom jy nie leef wat jy preek Jy het my hoeveel keer ignoreer en elke dag voel […]

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Gemengde Grappe

    *This is Absolutely Brilliant* The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- […]

Committing Suicide
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Committing Suicide

Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the […]

The ANC Did Nothing
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The ANC Did Nothing

The ANC did nothing. When Zuma became embroiled with Shabir Shaik in the arms deal scandal … The ANC did nothing. When Zuma corrupted the NPA to get out of prosecution for more than 700 fraud charges … The ANC did nothing. When Zuma lied and stole public funds to build his Nkandla palace The […]

The Difference
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The Difference

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a […]

Concentrate
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Concentrate

Father: who is the president of South Africa? Son: Robert Mugabe. Father: “slaps the boy” it’s Jacob Zuma, concentrate on your studies!!! Son: who is Mr.Philips? Father: I don’t know. Son: “slaps his dad” it’s mom’s Boy-friend, concentrate on your marriage…

Proud To Be South African
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Proud To Be South African

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist […]

’n HAAN Julle Moere… ‘n Haan…
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’n HAAN Julle Moere… ‘n Haan…

A Pastor keeps chickens on the church premises…. One evening a cock went missing. In church the next day the Pastor asked “Who HAS a cock?” All the MEN got up… “No, I mean who has SEEN a cock?” All the WOMEN got up… “No, no, no…. I meant… who has seen a cock that […]

SEX or NO SEX
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SEX or NO SEX

Two guys, in their mid-twenties, sitting at the bar… One of the guys says to his buddy: “Man, you look tired.” His buddy says: “Mate, I’m exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She’s after me 3 to 4 times a day. I just don’t know what to do.” A fellow about […]

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