Two guys, in their mid-twenties, sitting at the bar…
One of the guys says to his buddy:
“Man, you look tired.”
His buddy says:
“Mate, I’m exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.
She’s after me 3 to 4 times a day. I just don’t know what to do.”
A fellow about 65+ years, sitting a couple of stools down, overheard the troubled conversation.
He looked over at the two young men, and with the wisdom of his years, said…
“Marry her. That’ll put a stop to that shit.”