Monthly Archives: May 2018

Wie Skree Vir Die Bulls
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Wie Skree Vir Die Bulls

Die twee seuntjies speel krieket in ‘n parkie in Kaapstad. Terwyl hulle nog so speel, kom daar ‘n Rotweiler in en val die een seuntjie aan. Die ander seuntjie dink vinnig, vat sy kolf, druk dit by die Rotweiler se halsband deur en breek sy nek. Net toe kom daar ‘n joernalis verby en hy […]

Die “Traffic Cop”
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Die “Traffic Cop”

Die Traffic cop trek n ou af wat speed en gee hom n moerse klap en se :ek wil jou nie wee so sien speed nie! Die speed cop stap om na die passenger side en gee die passenger ook n moerse klap! Die passenger vra, Nou waarvoor was dit? Ek is mos nie die […]

Ek Wil Jule Mnese Net Wartsku
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Ek Wil Jule Mnese Net Wartsku

Ek wil jule mnese net wartsku, dara is n mesgea wta op wahstap gestru wort wat n lienk bveat FRWEE PORN meot dit nei opomaak nie, dis n birus wta jou autcorretc ofpok en juo soos n rietart lat spel. gelkukkig kyk ek gald nei porn nie so ek het dti nei oopmegaak nie waraskie […]

Waar Bly Jy ?
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Waar Bly Jy ?

Government announced dat as jy 5 kinders het, kry jy automaties ‘n salaris increase van R5000. ‘n ou van Brakpan hoor die ding en se vi sy vrou, dies mos oraait man, nou kan ek jou vetrel van daai laitie wat ek het by daai girl in Springs, ek sal hom gaan haal sodat hy […]

Bordjie Teen Die Muur
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Bordjie Teen Die Muur

Ou Koos sit in ‘n kroeg en bestel ‘n dop… Teen die muur sien hy ‘n bordjie wat lees: Kaastoebroodjies: R10.00 Chicken Mayo: R15.00 Draadtrek: R20.00 Hy roep die sexy blonde kroegmeisie nader en vra: ‘Is jy die een wat die draadtrek doen?’ ‘Ja…’ antwoord sy terwyl sy haar ogies in Koos se rigting fladder […]

Committing Suicide
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Committing Suicide

Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the […]

The ANC Did Nothing
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The ANC Did Nothing

The ANC did nothing. When Zuma became embroiled with Shabir Shaik in the arms deal scandal … The ANC did nothing. When Zuma corrupted the NPA to get out of prosecution for more than 700 fraud charges … The ANC did nothing. When Zuma lied and stole public funds to build his Nkandla palace The […]

The Difference
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The Difference

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a […]

Concentrate
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Concentrate

Father: who is the president of South Africa? Son: Robert Mugabe. Father: “slaps the boy” it’s Jacob Zuma, concentrate on your studies!!! Son: who is Mr.Philips? Father: I don’t know. Son: “slaps his dad” it’s mom’s Boy-friend, concentrate on your marriage…

Proud To Be South African
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Proud To Be South African

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist […]

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