’n HAAN Julle Moere… ‘n Haan…
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’n HAAN Julle Moere… ‘n Haan…

A Pastor keeps chickens on the church premises…. One evening a cock went missing. In church the next day the Pastor asked “Who HAS a cock?” All the MEN got up… “No, I mean who has SEEN a cock?” All the WOMEN got up… “No, no, no…. I meant… who has seen a cock that […]

SEX or NO SEX
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SEX or NO SEX

Two guys, in their mid-twenties, sitting at the bar… One of the guys says to his buddy: “Man, you look tired.” His buddy says: “Mate, I’m exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She’s after me 3 to 4 times a day. I just don’t know what to do.” A fellow about […]

Retired Husband
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Retired Husband

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. My wife is like most women – loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill. Yesterday my dear wife received the following […]

Lost The Sausage
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Lost The Sausage

Jim and John wanted a drink real bad, but they barely had a euro between them. Jim had an idea. He bought a large sausage. They went into a pub and ordered 4 drinks each. Jim said, “Don’t worry, I have a plan. I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper & you go on your […]

Mars Toe
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Mars Toe

NASA stuur 2 ape en ‘n nie blanke Mars toe. Net toe hulle deur die atmosfeer gaan roep NASA vir Aap No.1: “Sit twee van die 3 branders af, en start die verkoelings meganisme! Hy doen dit…. NASA roep toe Aap No2: “Verander die rigting 33 grade Suid-suid Oos, en aktiveer die Sonskild. Hy doen […]

Kwagga van Leeus kry Geel Kaart
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Kwagga van Leeus kry Geel Kaart

Die Lions speel teen die Bulle. Halftyd is die score 49-0 vir die Lions. Kwagga Smit het al die driee gedruk. Die res van die Lions besluit om te gaan braai en Kwagga moet maar alleen verder speel. Na die game kom Kwagga by die res. Hulle vra wat was die score. Kwagga se 96-3 […]

Hoe Het Dit Gebeur?
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Hoe Het Dit Gebeur?

Die storie van die boer wat in ‘n ongeluk met sy bakkie sterf, maar die hond en ou Jonas oorleef. Vra die polisie vir Jonas: “Wat het gebeur?” Jonas: “Nee, jy moet die fokken hond vra. Hy sit mos altyd voor.”

Boetie vir Kersfees
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Boetie vir Kersfees

Seuntjie aan ma: “Ek wil graag ‘n boetie hê vir Kersfees!” Ma: “Daar is te min tyd daarvoor my kind.” Seuntjie: “Maak dan soos Pappa en sit meer manne op die job!!!!!”

Wa Kom Ek Vandaan
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Wa Kom Ek Vandaan

Seuntjie vra sy ma: “As binne egtelike kinders deur die ooievaar gebring word, waar kom buite egtelike kinders vandaan?” Ma antwoord: “Rondloper voëls!!!!!!!!!!!”