Yearly Archives: 2018

Waar Bly Jy ?
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Waar Bly Jy ?

Government announced dat as jy 5 kinders het, kry jy automaties ‘n salaris increase van R5000. ‘n ou van Brakpan hoor die ding en se vi sy vrou, dies mos oraait man, nou kan ek jou vetrel van daai laitie wat ek het by daai girl in Springs, ek sal hom gaan haal sodat hy […]

Bordjie Teen Die Muur
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Bordjie Teen Die Muur

Ou Koos sit in ‘n kroeg en bestel ‘n dop… Teen die muur sien hy ‘n bordjie wat lees: Kaastoebroodjies: R10.00 Chicken Mayo: R15.00 Draadtrek: R20.00 Hy roep die sexy blonde kroegmeisie nader en vra: ‘Is jy die een wat die draadtrek doen?’ ‘Ja…’ antwoord sy terwyl sy haar ogies in Koos se rigting fladder […]

Committing Suicide
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Committing Suicide

Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the […]

The ANC Did Nothing
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The ANC Did Nothing

The ANC did nothing. When Zuma became embroiled with Shabir Shaik in the arms deal scandal … The ANC did nothing. When Zuma corrupted the NPA to get out of prosecution for more than 700 fraud charges … The ANC did nothing. When Zuma lied and stole public funds to build his Nkandla palace The […]

The Difference
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The Difference

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a […]

Concentrate
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Concentrate

Father: who is the president of South Africa? Son: Robert Mugabe. Father: “slaps the boy” it’s Jacob Zuma, concentrate on your studies!!! Son: who is Mr.Philips? Father: I don’t know. Son: “slaps his dad” it’s mom’s Boy-friend, concentrate on your marriage…

Proud To Be South African
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Proud To Be South African

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist […]

Hoe Haal Mens Duike Uit Jou Kar
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Hoe Haal Mens Duike Uit Jou Kar

Die Brakpan blondine bel die panelbeaters en vra hoe kan sy die duike uit haar kar kry. Die panelbeater grap en sê sy moet in die exhaust blaas dan pop die duike uit. Die middag toe haar ander Brakpan vriendin by die huis kom, sien sy dat haar vriendin in die exhaust blaas en wil […]

Nie Ons Kind
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Nie Ons Kind

Na tien jaar kom die ma agter dat hul oudste kind nie soos sy jonger sussie lyk nie en gaan doen ‘n DNS-toets om sekerheid te kry. Tot haar skok wys die toetse dat nie sy of haar man aan die kind bloedverwant is nie. Dié aand sê sy vir haar man: “Weet jy dat […]

Verkeerde Sleutel
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Verkeerde Sleutel

Voor Koos oorlog toe vertrek, trek hy ‘n staal broek vir sy vrou aan, sluit dit en gee die sleutel vir sy vriend Ben. “As ek nie binne 4 jaar terug is nie, sluit oop en geniet my vriend.” Hy spring op sy perd en val in die pad. So ‘n halfuur later sien hy […]

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